Pills For Thrills Don’t Work On Tills
A customer comes up to the register angry and acting pretty drunk.
Customer: “I bought this purse from you guys, and whenever I go to a store the alarm goes off! You need to fix it!”
Me: “Ma’am, we’ve removed the sensor when you purchased it. You should be fine. It must be something inside your purse.”
Customer: “No! It’s the purse! D*** fix it!”
Me: “Ma’am, you really need to calm down. Our door alarm didn’t go off when you entered the store.”
Customer: “That’s because it only happens at other stores!”
Me: “Well, the only other option is to take your purse apart. I don’t think you want to do that. Are you sure you don’t have any prescription drugs or CDs in there? Those can sometimes trigger the alarm.”
Customer: “I have pills, but they’re not exactly prescription.”
Awkward silence before the customer realizes what they have said.
Customer: “F*** you. I’m not going to jail for this!” *storms out*
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