Pillow Talk

(My fiancé and I are long distance at the moment, and we are texting each other while getting ready for bed.)

Fiancé: *sends me a picture of his cat* “Kitty says goodnight too!”

Me: “Aw, goodnight kitty!”

Fiancé: *sends me a picture of a body pillow* “Your stand-in for the night says goodnight, too!”