Pigs Will Fly Before She Understands
(My little sister has recently become a vegetarian and our grandmother is having some trouble grasping this concept. This occurs during breakfast.)
Grandma: “[Sister], can you eat biscuits and eggs?”
Sister: “Yes, just no meat.”
Grandma: “Well, go ahead and grab some sausage and bacon. There’s plenty to go around…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?