Pigheaded Comments
(I am one of two white people joining an all-Spanish department. No one realizes I am bilingual.)
Coworker: “Hi, how are you today?”
Me: “Fine, and you?”
Coworker: “Okay.”
(She turns to one of the others and jerks her head towards me.)
Coworker: *in Spanish* “She’s a fat pig.”
(I whip around and jerk my head towards her.)
Me: *in Spanish* “…and she’s an ignorant moron.” *in English* “You have a nice day.”
(The ignorant moron hasn’t stopped sucking up to me since!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.