Pigeon-Holing The Answer

| Related | September 1, 2013

(I am sitting at home working on my computer. My mum walks in to the room.)

Mum: “Are you pigeon-ing tomorrow?”

Me: “What?”

Mum: “Well, what do pigeons do?”

Me: “Poop on things?”

Mum: “NO!”

(Mum starts making pigeon noises and flapping her arms in an attempt to make me guess what pigeons do. My uncle walks in.)

Mum: “You’ll understand! What do pigeons do?”

Uncle: “Crap on everything.”

Mum: “ARGH!”

(Eventually she tells us she is trying to ask if I am coming home tomorrow. Uncle and I are laughing too hard to really care.)

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