Pies And Sisters And Soccer, Oh My
(Usually, on Friday and Saturday nights, my parents fall asleep on the couch until I decide to go to bed and wake them up.)
Me: *shakes mum* “Goodnight. I’m going to bed now.”
Mum: “Do you… want… a pie?”
Me: “No, I’m going to bed.”
Mum: “But you put an order through.”
Me: “I’m going to bed.”
Mum: “Have a pie… Eat your order.”
Me: “I’m not hungry for orders.”
Mum: “What week is it? Have you eaten your order?”
Me: “What are you talking about?”
Mum: “Hurry up and eat the order… You’re going to be late for school!”
Me: “Mum, it’s almost midnight! School isn’t for two more days!”
Mum: “Midnight! Why d… didn’t you fall… wake?” *snores*
Me: “Mum, wake up. I’m going to bed now.”
Mum: “You have… soccer tomorrow… Go to break… fast.”
Me: “I don’t play soccer.”
Mum: “Wake your sister up!”
Me: “I don’t have a sister…”
Me: *turns TV on and turns up volume*
Mum: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Go to bed! What time is it? Why didn’t you wake me up?”
Me: “I’m not hungry for orders. And I don’t play soccer or have a sister. Mum? Are you leading a double life?”
Mum: “What?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?