Piercing Observation
(I’m approached by what looks to be a teenager and a younger child.)
Teenager: “Hello. My daughter would like to get her belly button pierced.”
Me: “Did the man at the front check your ID?”
Teenager: “No.”
Me: “I’m going to have to.”
(I see that he is seventeen years old.)
Me: “Sir, this ID shows that you’re even younger than me. How old are you?”
Younger Child: “Eleven.”
Me: “So, she’s eleven?”
Teenager: “Yes.”
Me: “And you’re seventeen?”
Teenager: “Yes.”
Me: “So you had her when you were six?”
*long pause*
Younger Child: “I told you it wouldn’t work, dumba**!”
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