Go With Your Instinct

Friends, Games, Lafayette, Louisiana, Outdoors/Outside, Revolting, USA | Friendly | December 13, 2016

(For the first couple of weeks after Pokémon Go came out, my D&D group — instead of D&D — would wander the local college campus playing Pokémon. I am the only member of the group on the yellow team; the others are all blue or red. During one outing, we come across a sports drink somebody had discarded.)

Group Member: “Hey, it’s yellow! [My Name], you’re the only yellow player. You should drink it!”

Me: “I’m not drinking YELLOW LIQUID we found in a f****** PARKING LOT!”

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