Picking Out Movies Is Like A Box Of Chocolates

Back in the Blockbuster days, a group of young guys who smell of weed came up to me.

Customer: “Yo, where’s that Tom Hanks movie?”

Me: “He’s been in a lot of movies. What is it about?”

Customer: “Some junkie girl takes advantage of a dumb boy for like, thirty years.”

Me: “Forrest Gump, right this way!”