Picking On Pockets

, , , , , | Right | December 13, 2010

Customer: “Two white wines, please.”

Me: “Sure thing. Your total will be [total].”

Customer: “That’s a little steep. I bet you’re lining your pockets.”

(I look down at my uniform, which is a black cocktail dress.)

Me: “Sir, I don’t have pockets.”

Customer: “Touché.”


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