Sharing Is Conniving

(Most of the candy in our store is priced by weight, and a single bag can hold up to five pounds depending on what you pick.)

Customer #1: *to [Customer #2]* “I came in here with [Girl] a while ago, and made the mistake of not watching her. So about ten minutes later she comes up and says ‘Daddy, I filled the bag!’ and yup, she had filled it to the TOP. I asked her why she had gotten so much, and she said ‘so I can share with [Boy]!’ and how am I supposed to tell her no to sharing? So I bought the whole thing…”