Pick Yourself Up And Try Again…Somewhere Else

(I’m a waitress. This customer has come here before, and always asks for me as his server.)

Me: “Is everything all right?”

Customer: “Yeah, everything’s great.”

Me: *smile* “All right! Is there anything else I can get you?”

Customer: “Um, your phone number?”

Me: “Uh, no, sorry.”

Customer: *looks sad* “Aww.”

Me: “Sorry, but hey, you tried!”