Pick Up Lines Stripped Back

(A guy asks if he can sit at my table and starts some chit-chat, clearly building up to something.)

Guy: “Uh, are you, uh, discrete?”

Me: “I guess.”

Guy: “Well, uh, promise you won’t laugh?”

(I stare at him in wonder.)

Guy: “Well uh, I would like to do a striptease for you.”

(He is obviously serious, so I don’t ask if I shouldn’t laugh now or when doing it. After a refusal from my side and some awkward conversation, he gets up to leave.)

Guy: “I would like to have a serious relationship someday.”

Me: “Then I highly recommend using another pickup line!”