Piano No No

(I have a very steep learning curve, and I pick up on things very easily. Both my parents love to brag about me because I’m very intelligent, and very young. This happened at my mom’s work, while talking to a coworker who also has children.)

Mom: “[My Name] taught herself a song on the piano in, like, a day.”

Coworker: “Oh, how long has she been playing?”

Mom: “She hadn’t before then.”

Coworker: “…I don’t want to talk to you about kids anymore.”