Phrasing That Just Pops

(My roommates and I are hanging out. One goes to the kitchen and opens the fridge. There is a small crash.)

Roomie #1: “Who left an open soda on top of the fridge door?!”

Me: “I don’t know.”

Roomie #2: “It wasn’t me.”

Roomie #3: “It was probably [Roomie #4].”

Roomie #1: “It better not have been [Roomie #4]!”

Me: “I’m sure it’s not intentional. Somebody probably just got distracted.”

Roomie #1: “Yeah, well, they just got distracted ALL OVER MY PANTS!”

Roomies #2-#4: *burst out laughing*

Me: “Phrasing!”

Roomie #1: “Now I’m all sticky!”

Roomie #2: *literally falls off of the sofa*