Phrase Of The Day: Obesity Epidemic
Customer: “Hi, do you work here?”
Me: “Yeah, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Do you sell baby mayonnaise?”
Me: “… no. Seriously, I don’t think it even exists.”
Customer: “Oh, okay…”
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