Photoflopped
New Hire: “Hey, want to see a cool picture of me?”
Me & Other Coworker: “Sure.”
(The new hire shows us a picture of his face obviously Photoshopped onto a very buff model.)
New Hire: “Isn’t that awesome?”
Coworker: “…Um, that’s not you.”
New Hire: “Yeah, it is.” *stands closer to us* “I’m working out for the Marines!” *shuffles away*
Me: “Did that just happen?”
(We found out he showed this picture to every employee. A few weeks later, he was fired for asking a female coworker too many times if she wanted to see his “buff bod.”)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.