| Working | November 19, 2013

New Hire: “Hey, want to see a cool picture of me?”

Me & Other Coworker: “Sure.”

(The new hire shows us a picture of his face obviously Photoshopped onto a very buff model.)

New Hire: “Isn’t that awesome?”

Coworker: “…Um, that’s not you.”

New Hire: “Yeah, it is.” *stands closer to us* “I’m working out for the Marines!” *shuffles away*

Me: “Did that just happen?”

(We found out he showed this picture to every employee. A few weeks later, he was fired for asking a female coworker too many times if she wanted to see his “buff bod.”)

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