Photo-Flop

(My roommate is telling me about someone who friend requested her on Facebook.)

Roommate: “He only had one mutual friend, and he had a d*** photo-shopped over his face.”

(Our suitemate, in the next room over, sticks her head into the room, having only half heard the previous sentence.)

Suitemate: “He had a what?”

Roommate: “He had a d*** photo-shopped over his face. Like, a drawn one. It wasn’t very realistic, though.”

(Now a friend from elsewhere on the floor pops in, having only heard the tail end of the conversation.)

Floormate: “What wasn’t very realistic?”

Roommate: “His d***.”

Floormate: “…I don’t even want to know.”