Phone Gall
(This happens shortly after I’ve given birth to my first daughter. She and I are asleep in our hospital room. This is in 1994, when it isn’t as common to have security measures to ensure that babies aren’t stolen from hospitals.)
Voice: “Hello? This is [Woman].”
Me: *groggily* “Sorry, what?”
(I open my eyes and sit up, expecting to see a nurse. Instead, I see a strange woman using the phone in my room.)
Woman: *glaring at me* “Do you mind? I’m trying to make a phone call here.”
Me: “What the h***? Get out of my room!”
Woman: “Excuse me? I’m just trying to make a phone call!”
Me: “Then go find a payphone! GET OUT!”
(She flounced out, muttering, with no idea why I was so upset. It was just lucky that all she wanted was the phone and not my daughter.)