Ph.Duh.
(We are just about to close shop. A woman is talking to my manager about an e-reader case.)
Customer: “That’s false advertising. On your website it says this ereader case is $7.50.”
Manager: “That is a similar looking case. They have different SKUs.”
Customer: “But I don’t see it. You should give me that price.”
Manager: “Our website has many items where our store only has a limited amount of stock.”
(The customer goes on how the case should be that price. I notice she is still in the store when I go to close the doors, so I leave one door open and one locked. I come to see my manager to see what the problem is.)
Manager: “We can give you the price of this case for that one you saw on the website.”
Customer: “I have a student card!”
(We give student deals. My manager looks at the student card carefully.)
Manager: “Uh… this card is from 2006.”
Customer: “I am doing my Ph.D. It takes a long time, you know; it’s a Ph.D.”
Manager: “You don’t have an updated student card that is renewed?”
Customer: “I’m doing my PH.D part time!”
Manager: “Still, eight years. That’s a long time ago.”
Customer: “Isn’t there anyone else I can talk to?”
Me: “He is the manager so there is no one else.”
Customer: “What about your head office?”
Me: “They close between 4:00 and 4:30, and it’s 6:00. You can’t contact them at this time.”
(The customer goes off about how her student card is valid, and how I don’t know about the head office because I don’t know the exact time they close, and how we have poor customer service. We give her the discount and she finally pays for the item.)
Manager: “We’ll contact head office for you since they are closed at this time. What is your phone number?”
Customer: “I’m not giving it to you!”
Manager: “How they can contact you?”
Customer: “I’m filing a complaint!”
(On the way out she tries to force the locked door open. She is pushing the locked door to the point where it almost breaks. I can’t help but laugh.)
Customer: “She is laughing at me!”
(I laugh harder while my manager opens the unlocked door for her, making exiting seem easy.)
Me: “She is doing a Ph.D. and she can’t even open a door!”
Manager: “No wonder her degree is taking her eight years.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.