Not The Best Way To Suc-Seed

(My boyfriend and I are laying in bed, deciding whether or not to get intimate or go to sleep.)

Me: “I don’t know…sleepy time is starting to sound better than sexy time.”

Boyfriend: *in a goofy announcer voice* “I have walked four thousand miles to give you my seed!”

Me: “You came in here from the living room!”

Boyfriend: “That’s a trek for a fat guy!”