Personally, I Prefer Stars And Polkadots
American Customer: “Your flag is just so pretty. I love maple leaves. Does it come in blue?”
Me: “Um, no, sorry. Only red.”
American Customer: “That’s a shame. My kitchen is blue, and it would look so pretty on the wall. You should make them in other colours.”
Me: “…”
Canadian Customer Behind Her: “That’s a good point. I’ve always thought the Stars-and-Stripes would look great in earth tones.”
American customer: “Our flag is ALWAYS red, white, and blue! Honestly, Canadians are so stupid sometimes.”
This story is part of our Canada Day roundup!
