Personality Disorder

(I think of myself as a Type A personality—a person requiring organization and easily stressed. My girlfriend disagrees, because I tend to be more relaxed in her presence.)

Me: “How can you deal with someone as Type A as me?”

Girlfriend: “You aren’t Type A. I have much more Type A-ness than you.”

Me: “Uh, do you want to play back what that just sounded like?”