And This Person Is Trusted To Read Road Signs?
(I own an online auto parts store, and this is a common phone call that I get every day.)
Me: “[Auto Parts Store].”
Customer: “Hi, I saw your ad online for car part and was wondering if you have it in stock.”
Me: “Was there a ‘buy it now’ button?”
Customer: “Yes.”
Me: “Then it’s in stock.”
Customer: “Does it fit a 2005?”
Me: “What does it say in the heading?”
Customer: “2004 through 2007.”
Me: “Yes, it fits a 2005.”
Customer: “How much are you asking for it?”
Me: “How much does it say on the listing?”
Customer: “$35.”
Me: “$35.”
Customer: “Will you take $30?”
Me: “Sure.”
Customer: “Okay, I’m not even sure if that’s the problem I have with the car. I’ll find out, and if it turns out I need this part, I’ll be in touch with you.” *click*
Me: “…”
