Permission To Abuse, Denied

| | Right | August 30, 2008

(I’m trying to organize curtains, shams, valances, etc., when a customer approaches me.)

Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”

Me: “I certainly do, can I help you with anything?”

Customer: *snotty* “Yeah, can you get out of my way, please?”

Me: “…”

Customer, to his wife: “I can say that to her because she works here!”

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  • EJ Nauls-Poland

    Wife: *smacks him upside the head* No you can’t dumb*ss. Now apologize before I embarrass you in public.

  • Samantha Phastine

    OP: No, sir — I’m not in your way. That is a logistical impossibility. I am less than a meter wide. The aisle where we stand is at least a full meter wide. I now leave it as an exercise of your alleged intelligence to find a
    way down the aisle. If you do a very good job, perhaps we will name the
    test after you.