Permission To Abuse, Denied
(I’m trying to organize curtains, shams, valances, etc. when a customer approaches me.)
Customer: “Excuse me, do you work here?”
Me: “I certainly do, can I help you with anything?”
Customer: *snotty* “Yeah, can you get out of my way, please?”
Me: “…”
Customer: *to his wife* “I can say that to her because she works here!”