Perfect Model Of A Relationship Infraction

| Romantic | February 19, 2013

(I’m in the shower after a long day of work when my husband pops in just to say he loves me. As he’s about to leave again, he spots himself in the mirror.)

Husband: “I’m just saying if you don’t see my belly, I’m actually pretty good looking. I’m scruffy, of course, but I’m not fugly.”

Me: “Well yeah, but you’re still no male model.”

Husband: “Oh lord no, too high maintenance. It’d be like dating two of you.”

Me: “Am I so bad that I’m half a male model?!”

Husband: “But you’re still only one sixth a female model.”

Me: “Oh well… I suppose so.”

Husband: “I love you.” *closes the door*

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