Peppered With Inconsistency
Sandwich Shop | Right
| May 2, 2012
Customer: “Hi, I’d like your tuna jalapeño sub without the jalapeños.”
Me: “Okay, so you’d like a tuna sub?”
Customer: “No, I’d like a tuna jalapeño sub without the tuna!”
Me: “You want a veggie sub?”
Customer: “No, you’re not listening! Give me a tuna jalapeño sub without the jalapeños!”
(I just start making a tuna sub without saying another word.)
Me: “And what kind of veggies would you like?”
Customer: “Lettuce, tomato, and…hmm…how about jalapeños?
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
