People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 6

I work in construction. We’re currently working at a gas station where the store has literally been leveled to the ground. We are sitting in front of the pile, and this car squeezes between several large orange barrels. He pulls up to the one pump still (mostly) upright in the middle of the lot. He gets out and tries to swipe his card twice before looking at us in confusion.

Customer: “Why isn’t this working?”

Me: “How have you survived this long?”

Related:
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 5
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 4
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 3
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”, Part 2
People Who Make You Think “How Are You Allowed To Drive?”