“Because… People” Is A Standard Answer

, , , , | Working | June 1, 2018

(My coworker and I are talking about an ongoing project we’ve all been working on, when the curator walks in the door. Before he catches on to the conversation, I turn to him and ask the following:)

Me: “[Curator], why is everything always so complicated?!”

Curator: “Because human beings are garbage.”

Me: “…”

Curator: *walks away*

Me: “…”

Coworker: “You can always trust [Curator] to put a positive spin on things.”

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