Penetrating Enemy Lines

| Romantic | November 26, 2013

(We’ve just been intimate, and my boyfriend is searching for his underwear. He holds up my lacy black panties.)

Boyfriend: “These definitely aren’t mine.”

Me: “Nope, those are mine.”

(My boyfriend suddenly goes deadpan as he holds up his own underwear.)

Boyfriend: “No, because I wear cammo so that you can’t see me coming.”

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