Pee-Wee Belt

(In the martial arts school that I teach at, we often have to help the youngest students tie their belts before class.)

Student: “Teacher, can you help me tie my belt?”

Me: “Of course!”

(I kneel down, and as usual, I take my time and try to help the student learn to do it on their own. This is when I notice that the belt is wet.)

Me: “Oh! What happened to your belt? It’s all wet!”

Student: “I dropped it in the toilet!”