Pedicures Are All They Are Cracked Up To Be

, , , , , , | Related | March 6, 2013

(My three-year-old daughter has decided that I have to give her a pedicure. She wants to use the Crackle nail polish, which she, unfortunately, calls “crack.”)

Daughter: “I want some crack.”

Me: “I don’t have any crack left.”

Daughter: “But I want the crack.”

Me: “I promise as soon as I get some crack, you can have it.”

(Pauses.)

Me: “This is a terrible conversation.”


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