PEBCAK, Episode III
(I received a trouble ticket for an HP 930c Printer at our Ohio warehouse.)
Me: “Hello, I hear you are having a problem with your printer.”
Customer: “Yes, I changed the cartridge and it says that it’s still out of ink.”
Me: “Okay, did you remove the blue tape before inserting the new print cartridge?”
Customer: “Yep! Sure did!”
(After literally two hours of model number and cartridge number verification and even installing new firmware on the printer among many other things…)
Me: “Okay, ma’am, can you take the ink cartridge out for me?”
Customer: “Okay, it’s out.”
Me: “Is there blue tape over the copper on the bottom of the cartridge?”
Customer: “Yep.”
Me: “Could you remove it and re-install the cartridge?”
Customer: “Oh hey! It works!”
(I’ve never wished more that I could slap people via telephony.)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.