PBJVCR
(I’m three years old and I am with my teenage uncle and grandmother. Grandma makes me a peanut butter sandwich, and my uncle gets a movie for me to watch.)
Me: *watches the tape go into the VCR* “Where go?!”
Uncle: “It ate it! Om nom nom.” *goes into next room*
Me: *studies the apparently hungry VCR*
Grandma: *comes into room* “Where’s your sandwich, [My Name]?”
Me: “It ate it!”
Grandma: “What ate it?”
Me: “Om nom nom!”
Uncle: *from next room* “Oh, no.”
(Yup. I fed my peanut butter sandwich to the VCR. Over 20 years later, my family still tells this story.)