Payment Machines Can Be Spotty On Dagobah

I work in a hospital’s parking lot, taking cash payments and helping people use their credit cards to pay for parking. An elderly gentleman seemed to be having trouble at the gate, so I went out to help him. He could not read the screen, so I shaded it for him.

Me: “It says, ‘Remove card.'”

Customer: “Do or do not?”

I indicated that he should remove the card.

Me: “There is no try.”

He and his wife both laughed gleefully. 

I felt rewarded.