Paying The Gas Bill

When I was thirteen, there was a whole day when I was in extreme pain in my stomach area. My folks were starting to worry about me, so they took me to the ER. They ran some tests and the whole lot. They ended up giving me some muscle relaxers since I was very tense.

Completely out of my control shortly after, I let out the biggest fart and felt perfect. Everyone got a big laugh about it, and I got to feel awkward as I fart in front of everyone and then just say:

Me: “Okay, I feel better now.”

My parents now refer to the incident as the $500 fart.