Paying Caesar’s Things Back To Caesar
Customer: “Have you accepted Jesus as your personal savior?”
Me: “Nope. Your total is $7.00.”
Customer: “I don’t pay non-believers.”
Me: “Well, it’s a good thing you’re paying [Delivery Company], then.”
Customer: “Do you know any commandments, you Satan worshipper?”
Me: “Thou Shalt Not Steal. Seven dollars, please.”
(Then he threw a $10 on the counter and left. Three bucks for Satan!)
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
