Patty And Selma Go Cruising
(Back when I was about seven years old, I used to have a lemonade stand. One day, these female customers in their late 40s drove up.)
Me: “Hi! Would you like to try some home-made lemonade? Only a dollar!”
Customer #1: “I’ll only have some if you have whiskey in it!”
Me: “Um, I don’t have any whiskey.”
Customer #2: “WE WANT WHISKEY!”
Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t have any whiskey.”
Customer #1: “Well, if you don’t have any whiskey, we are leaving!” *drives off*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
