Patio My God
Some guests have entered the restaurant via the patio, and they step up to the wait stand.
Customer: “Table for four, please.”
Front Of House: “Would you like to sit inside or outside?”
Customer: “Is the patio hot?”
Front Of House: “It’s the same patio you just walked through.”
Customer: “That doesn’t answer my question.”
Front Of House: “It really does.”
Customer: “I don’t see how.”
Front Of House: “Was it hot for you when you were outside?”
Customer: “I don’t know.”
Front Of House: “Then… I don’t know what to tell you. Most customers are comfortable outside.”
Customer: “I’m not most customers!“
Front Of House: “Clearly.”
Awesome Manager: *Passing by* “Mate, you were just out there! We’ve been inside for hours; we should be asking you!”
They sat inside.
