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Pasta Point Of Recognition

, , , , , | Right | September 5, 2026

Customer: “Can I have the chicken fettuccine alfredo, without the fettuccine?”

Me: “Uh… the pasta? Did you want to change it to another type of pasta?”

Customer: “What?! No! The pasta is the best part!”

Me: “The fettuccine in the chicken fettuccine alfredo is the pasta part.”

Customer: “Oh, really?”

Me: “Yes. Which part of the dish do you have an issue with, and I’ll see if the kitchen can substitute it with something else?”

Customer: “Oh, well I don’t really like the cream… or the cheese…”

Me: “So that’s the alfredo part of the dish you don’t like. Is there a sauce or flavor you do like?”

Customer: “Yes, I like the red sauce that you do!”

Me: “We can do that with—”

Customer: “—Oh, and I don’t really like the chicken, either. Can I get it with beef?”

Me: “Do you… do you want a bolognese sauce?”

Customer: “Yes, that sounds better! Oh, and since you’re letting me make some slight changes to the meal, can I have the pasta that’s like the fettuccine, but smaller? Like noodles?”

Me: “Spaghetti?”

Customer: “I guess?”

Me: “So… you want a spaghetti bolognese?”

Customer: “No, chicken fettuccine alfredo, but with those changes.”

I put ‘spaghetti bolognese’ into the order, and charged her for it (it’s cheaper). She seemed to really enjoy eating it, as when I came by the table to check on them, she said:

Customer: “This is the best chicken fettuccine alfredo I’ve ever had!”