Don’t Drink And Do Rugs
(My best friend is having a New Year’s Party. Another friend who works as a bartender has gotten me pretty drunk at this point and I’m now lying on the living room carpet when my best friend’s sister walks by.)
Me: “You guys have a really fuzzy carpet!”
Friend’s Sister: “Are you okay?”
Bartender Friend: *still in the kitchen mixing drinks and also drunk at this point* “On a scale of one to ten he’s tampon!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?