Passing It Forward
Australia, Australian Capital Territory, Health & Body, Retail, Revolting | Right | February 17, 2010
Me: “How are you today, sir?”
Customer #1: “Ahhhhh… well, I’m pretty good now!”
Me: “Now?”
Customer #1: “I’ve just had a horrible stomach ache all day, but I just farted and I feel much better!”
Me: “That’s… nice…”
(The relieved customer leaves, but another customer approaches. They’re unaware of the previous conversation.)
Customer #2: “Can you smell something? Do you think it’s the meat? Does it smell off to you?”
Me: “No, miss. I don’t think it’s the meat.”
