Passes It No Sweat
(A customer brings over a pair of wool socks and a large pack of toe warmers to my till. He is in his early twenties, but seems nice enough.)
Me: “Getting ready for the cold weather? I heard it’s supposed to snow.”
Customer: “No, it’s for a drug test.”
(Thinking I didn’t hear right.)
Me: “What?”
Customer: “They help me pass my drug test, every time.”
Me: “…”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.