Partly To Blame
(Our front door is a Dutch door so on nice days we have the top half open and the bottom half closed. A family closes the top and comes in.)
Customer: “Are you open?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “But your sign says closed.”
Me: “That’s because the top half of the door is supposed to be open.”
(She stares at the door for a minute.)
Customer: “Oh. Guys, they want to only partly open.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
