Part-Time, Double-Time
(I am working in a pub with two public entrances: it has one small side entrance and another on the main street on the opposite wall. A 20 year-old girl enters through the side entrance and approaches the counter.)
Customer: “Hi. I’m looking for a part-time job.”
Me: “I’m sorry, but we don’t need staff at the moment.”
(The girl leaves through the same entrance, walks around the building, walks in through the other door, and approaches the bar.)
Customer: “Hi. I’m looking for a part-time job.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
