Parodies Will Take Their Tolstoy On You

| Working | June 6, 2013

Employee: “Can I help you find anything?”

Me: “Nope, I’m good.” *holds up “Anna Karenina”* “Thanks, though.”

Employee: “Are you sure you don’t want this?” *points to “Android Karenina”* “It’s supposed to be much better.”

Me: “Uh, no, thanks… I’ll stick to the original.”

Employee: “What about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?”

Me: “No, thank you. I came in to pick up Anna Karenina, I now have Anna Karenina in my hand, so I’m all set.”

Employee:Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?”

Me: “No…”

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