Parodies Will Take Their Tolstoy On You
Employee: “Can I help you find anything?”
Me: “Nope, I’m good.” *holds up “Anna Karenina”* “Thanks, though.”
Employee: “Are you sure you don’t want this?” *points to “Android Karenina”* “It’s supposed to be much better.”
Me: “Uh, no, thanks… I’ll stick to the original.”
Employee: “What about Pride and Prejudice and Zombies?”
Me: “No, thank you. I came in to pick up Anna Karenina, I now have Anna Karenina in my hand, so I’m all set.”
Employee: “Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter?”
Me: “No…”
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