Par’mach And Tribble-ations

| Romantic | August 8, 2013

(I am hugging my girlfriend while we are walking, and have made the joke that I am a cling-on.)

Me: “Will you be my Tribble, if I be your Klingon?”

Girlfriend: “…but Klingons and Tribbles hate each other.”

Me: “…but, you’re soft and cute like a Tribble, and I’m clinging-on to you; it’s perfect!”

Girlfriend: “No, Tribbles hate Klingons!”

Me: “…you’re still cute.”

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