Parking Nightmare Averted
In England, many areas allow you to park on the pavement, but wheelchairs and pushchairs need about a meter to get past, so not being a selfish jerk helps everyone. Unfortunately, there are many people in life who think their minor inconvenience is more far more important than a major inconvenience on anyone else.
I’m walking back from the shops. Irritatingly, there are cars parked everywhere — on paths, blocking crossings, in junctions making it hard to see, etc. — all despite there being a half-full car park literally a few feet away.
I make my way carefully past the cars with my shopping bags until I reach a car parked diagonally. I squeeze through, having to hug the wall as I do.
Apparently, this upsets the owner of the car
Owner: “What are you doing?”
Me: “What does it look like?”
Owner: “You hit my car!”
Even if I did, I was holding a sharing pack of crisps, so it’s not like it was possible to damage the car with it.
Me: “You know what? Tough. You park like an idiot, this is on you. Don’t like it, don’t park like an a**hole.”
This riles him up and he jumps out the car, slams the door, and rushes up to me. He only seems to realise that he is built like a bean pole when he is stood next to me.
Me: “Get back in your car, idiot.”
He thought for a moment, but he then slunk back to his car. I notice he still parks there but at least not like a complete fool now.
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.