Parenting Means Not Being Afraid To Get Dirty

(My friends and I are at an old, dusty farmhouse getting ready for a wedding. My infant son is crawling around on the floor.)

Friend: *to me* “What’s [Baby] eating?”

Me: *looks at [Baby]* “Oh… I don’t know. Probably dirt.” *shrug*

Friend: “…I want to be just like you when I have kids.”