Paging Dr. Cold Cut
Me: “Would you like chips or a drink with your sandwich?”
Customer: *surprised* “What?!”
Me: “Would you like chips or a drink?”
Customer: *shocked* “What did you say?”
Me: *slowly* “I asked if you would like to have chips or a drink with your sandwich.”
Customer: “OOOOOOH! I thought you asked if I would like to have surgery with my sub!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
